MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). here Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/p

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my daily dose of coffee like a individual requires oxygen. Truly, the thought of starting my day without it causes me stress. Black doesn't influence much, as long as that bold flavor reaches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my being. I am an individual of custom, and that tradition is my morn